{"id":1242,"date":"2009-03-30T05:00:45","date_gmt":"2009-03-30T09:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dailycoyote.net\/index.php\/?p=1242"},"modified":"2009-03-31T11:59:42","modified_gmt":"2009-03-31T15:59:42","slug":"comment-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/?p=1242","title":{"rendered":"Applying Coyote Cologne"},"content":{"rendered":"

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photo taken November 6, 2007 \u2022 title thanks to Diana<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

And tied for second place…. Mud roll please…. (thanks Skimmie – brilliant!):
\nWas that the dinner bell?
\nToday I shall be a bunny
\nCould you bring me a pillow?
\nCharlie’s attempt at busting into the world of synchronized swimming backfires when he fails to get together a team…or to find a swimming pool.
\n“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” \u00a0(I do remember the commercial!)
\nIs that bacon I smell?
\nCinnamon Twist
\nThe ever-elusive Wyoming Land Otter
\nBecause that’s the way I roll… \/ That’s How I Roll
\nMarsh Mellow
\nIt’s a bird! \u00a0It’s a plane!\u00a0 Nope, just Eli.
\nWho took my pillow? Damn that roadrunner!
\n“…you put your right foot in..”
\nWarm Fuzzies
\n“Your comments make me laugh so hard my stomach hurts.” (this was my Grandma’s<\/strong><\/a> contribution!)
\nAnanda Balasana: Happy Baby Pose
\n“Dirt Nap.”
\n“Its ten minutes till 3:00! Here let me demonstrate with my ears, see looks like this.”<\/p>\n

YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY.<\/p>\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u2022It’s Monday! It’s another contest!
\nIt’s another wretched-weather-day here so I will be happily entertained watching your brilliant titles, captions, and thought-bubbles roll in!<\/p>\n

Today’s winner (posted tomorrow) will get two gorgeous stone arrowheads and one obsidian spearhead, hand-knapped by the ever-so-dynamic MC, aka Mike, aka Charlie’s other human-friend, aka… well, read the book<\/a><\/strong> to find out more.<\/p>\n

Ready, Set, On Your Mark Yee Haw!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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