{"id":1606,"date":"2009-10-12T04:44:16","date_gmt":"2009-10-12T08:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dailycoyote.net\/index.php\/?p=1606"},"modified":"2009-10-13T11:01:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-13T15:01:00","slug":"caption-contest-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/?p=1606","title":{"rendered":"Jaw-inspiring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/amaze_2w.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[1606]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1607\" title=\"amaze_2w\" src=\"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/amaze_2w.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/amaze_2w.jpg 450w, https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/amaze_2w-300x286.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">photo taken June 2009 \u2022 title thanks to <a href=\"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/?p=1606#comment-24678\"><strong>Melissa<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It is so much fun to see the <em>variety<\/em> of interpretations<br \/>\none picture can inspire.<br \/>\nMelissa, perfection in a caption. Thank you!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Funny and punny:<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #855315;\"><em>C-Clamp<br \/>\nWide Open Spaces<br \/>\nHOWLITOSIS<br \/>\nJaw-struck<br \/>\nOne jalapena pepper too many!<br \/>\nJaw Dropper<br \/>\nSee, I didn&#8217;t swallow Eli&#8230;He&#8217;ll show up, he always does.<br \/>\nCould someone kindly find a screwdriver..It appears as tho I have come un-hinged.<br \/>\nThe better to eat you with, my deer&#8230;<br \/>\nOpen mouth, insert hoof. (Elk hoof, that is&#8230;)<br \/>\nWe need a pumpkin THIS BIG&#8230;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Thanks to all!\u00a0 You make us smile!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2022 \u2022 \u2022 How to put words to such a magnificent, awe-inspiring jaw?\u00a0 I leave the burden to you, inhabitants of the internets.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Be so kind (and clever) as to leave your title, caption, or commentary for this image in the comment section of this post and you will be in the running for this week&#8217;s prize, an ever-so-coveted Wyoming care package filled with strange goodies: sparkling rocks, petrified squid, and some skeletal remains in honor of the approaching holiday.\u00a0 Who wouldn&#8217;t want to wear an authentic spinal-bone necklace to school or the office on Halloween?\u00a0 Enter as many times as you like, rules don&#8217;t apply around here.\u00a0 Can&#8217;t wait to read!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>photo taken June 2009 \u2022 title thanks to Melissa It is so much fun to see the variety of interpretations one picture can inspire. Melissa, perfection in a caption. Thank you! Funny and punny: C-Clamp Wide Open Spaces HOWLITOSIS Jaw-struck One jalapena pepper too many! Jaw Dropper See, I didn&#8217;t swallow Eli&#8230;He&#8217;ll show up, he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}