{"id":1811,"date":"2010-02-01T05:00:57","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T09:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dailycoyote.net\/index.php\/?p=1811"},"modified":"2010-02-02T17:58:13","modified_gmt":"2010-02-02T21:58:13","slug":"caption-contest-39","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/?p=1811","title":{"rendered":"He Always Was A Leg Man"},"content":{"rendered":"

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photo taken October 2009 \u2022 title thanks to schatze<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

one year ago: This Coyote And This Cat!<\/a>
\ntwo years ago: Hillbilly Frisbee<\/a><\/p>\n

This winner-announcement is so late because I COULD NOT DECIDE and then the day got so beautiful I had to abandon my computer and go bond with my bovines.<\/p>\n

However, duty calls:\u00a0 I love them all all all!
\nThere’s a peg-leg elk out there somewhere…<\/span>
\n<\/span>Quick Draw McPaw!<\/span>
\n<\/span>A Western Leg-end<\/span>
\n<\/span>This land is your land, this leg is my leg!<\/span>
\n<\/span>I’ll see your leg and raise you one.<\/span>
\n<\/span>Possession is nine-tenths of my jaw<\/span>
\n<\/span>Yeah, pilgrim. It’s an elf leg. MY elf leg!<\/span>
\n<\/span>Thievery is punishable by gnawing<\/span>
\n<\/span>Thousand Yard Stare<\/span>
\n<\/span>*If you’re lookin’ for trouble I’ll accommodate ya.”<\/span>
\n<\/span>My Three Left Feet<\/span>
\n<\/span>“Touch my Hoof…You go Poof!”<\/span>
\n<\/span>Double Dare Stare<\/span>
\n<\/span>the good, the bad and the elf leg<\/span>
\n<\/span>“You better watch your ‘elf, buddy”<\/span>
\n<\/span>You feel lucky, punk?<\/span>
\n<\/span>Yes this land belongs to everyone, but this elk leg belongs to me.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u2022 First off, please pardon typos and weird punctuation – my power went out Sunday night and when I turned my computer back on, I found my keyboard keys had rearranged themselves!\u00a0 When I press one key, it types a totally different character.\u00a0 And I cannot find the apostrophe anywhere. BIZARRE….<\/p>\n

Anyway, Charlie looks like he:s on the set of a Western film, ready to duel over his precious elk leg.\u00a0 It is for you to title this picture – please leave your title, caption, or commentary in the comment section of this post and you:ll be in the running to win an assortment of dinosaur artifacts: a petrified dinosaur bone (I found another piece!) aged 150 million years, and two supersmooth gizzard stones (which I have written about here<\/a><\/strong>).<\/p>\n

And if anyone knows how to de-poltregeist a keyboard, let me know!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

photo taken October 2009 \u2022 title thanks to schatze one year ago: This Coyote And This Cat! two years ago: Hillbilly Frisbee This winner-announcement is so late because I COULD NOT DECIDE and then the day got so beautiful I had to abandon my computer and go bond with my bovines. However, duty calls:\u00a0 I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1811"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}