{"id":2014,"date":"2010-05-31T05:00:19","date_gmt":"2010-05-31T09:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dailycoyote.net\/index.php\/?p=2014"},"modified":"2010-06-01T09:51:52","modified_gmt":"2010-06-01T13:51:52","slug":"caption-contest-56","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/?p=2014","title":{"rendered":"Lamb Chomp!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/squirreltoy1w.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[2014]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2015\" title=\"squirreltoy1w\" src=\"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/squirreltoy1w.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"495\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/squirreltoy1w.jpg 495w, https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/squirreltoy1w-300x235.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 495px) 100vw, 495px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">photo taken February 2010 \u2022 title thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/marymarthamuses.blogspot.com\/\"><strong>Martha Parks Johnson<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">one year ago: <a href=\"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/?p=271\">Cornball<\/a><br \/>\ntwo years ago: <a href=\"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/?p=1341\">Indy Each Other<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">How doth ye DO it?<br \/>\nYour captions are so great.<br \/>\nHilarious &amp; humbling.\u00a0 Fantastic &amp; fantastical.<br \/>\nThank you as always for sharing<br \/>\nyour<br \/>\nwit<br \/>\nwith<br \/>\nme!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #855315;\">Ewe feeling lucky?<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">Cotton Mouth<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">Is there something in my teeth?<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">Serious fun<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">&#8216;Ewe make me feel like a natural&#8230;.&#8217;<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">&#8220;You&#8217;re right, this dipping sauce is really good!&#8221;<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">Red Clay Prey<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">And the Coyote shall lie down with the Lamb&#8230;<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">&#8220;If chewin&#8217; stuffed animals is wrong, I don&#8217;t wanna be right!&#8221;<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">Just Practice.<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">Squirrely Burly<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">I dream of a world where lambs and squirrels can live as one&#8230;I mean, really live as one. Squirrelambs, if you will.<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">Lamburghini<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">Ewephoria!<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">A lamb-arama ding dong<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">Heads or Tails, it&#8217;s still MINE!<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">&#8220;Comma on over, I promise It won&#8217;t hurt&#8230;&#8221; *chomp*<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">Ewe make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">Baa baa baa bad to the bone<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">Propensity for Intensity.<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #855315;\">Falafel coyote style<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2022 \u2022 \u2022 This is Charlie immediately after getting a new toy.<br \/>\nWhich became his favorite toy.<br \/>\nAlthough it&#8217;s kind of easy to forget it&#8217;s a toy ~ Charlie makes it look like prey&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t wait to see what you do with this picture.\u00a0 Leave your title, caption, or thought-bubble in the comment section of this post and you&#8217;ll be in the running to WIN!\u00a0 This week&#8217;s prize is a signed copy of my book ~ your choice of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9781416592181\"><strong>hardback<\/strong><\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9781416592204\"><strong>paperback<\/strong><\/a>, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9781569243930\"><strong>gluten-free cookbook<\/strong><\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>photo taken February 2010 \u2022 title thanks to Martha Parks Johnson one year ago: Cornball two years ago: Indy Each Other How doth ye DO it? Your captions are so great. Hilarious &amp; humbling.\u00a0 Fantastic &amp; fantastical. Thank you as always for sharing your wit with me! Ewe feeling lucky? Cotton Mouth Is there something [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}