{"id":82,"date":"2007-11-04T10:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-04T14:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/d11232.u24.sysgenmedia.com\/?p=82"},"modified":"2014-03-11T09:57:49","modified_gmt":"2014-03-11T13:57:49","slug":"notes-on-charlie-july-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Notes on Charlie &#8211; July 11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This coyote is going to be part cat, part vegetarian.  One day I was making a salad and gave Charlie half a carrot to chew on, which he loved.  The next day I gave him a slice of bell pepper and that is his new favorite food.  He looooves green bell pepper.  He pretends to attack it and then gnaws on the slice for a while and then eats it up.  <\/p>\n<p>Another day, I really needed to work and Charlie wanted to play, so I rolled a grape on the floor.  He jumped at it, then jumped away, then nosed it, then jumped away, over and over, this hilarious hopping around the grape&#8230; I got nothing done.  I just watched him with the grape for like 40 minutes.  <\/p>\n<p>MC pretends to be horrified that I&#8217;ve turned Charlie into a vegetarian, which here is an insult on par with calling someone a republican in Santa Cruz or Boulder, but I say if he&#8217;s a vegetarian, then no one will have to worry about him killing sheep.  (I&#8217;m joking, of course; he still gorges on elk.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This coyote is going to be part cat, part vegetarian. One day I was making a salad and gave Charlie half a carrot to chew on, which he loved. The next day I gave him a slice of bell pepper and that is his new favorite food. He looooves green bell pepper. He pretends to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-notes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5650,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/5650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailycoyote.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}